So here's your Bachelor Season Finale Drinking Game:
Take a drink when…
– Anyone says the word “amazing”
– Someone cries
– Chris looks off into the distance
– They make out
– Becca has an awkward pause
– Whitney's voice irritates you
– You see an image of Chris' farm in Iowa
– Chris Harrison uses the word dramatic
– They plug Neil Lane Diamonds
– Anyone talks about being in love
– True feelings are questioned
– Either Chris says the word “wife”
– Anytime someone uses an unnecessary superlative
-“Prince Farming” is said
Finish your drink if…
– You hear the phrase “for the right reasons”
– The final rose
– There's a proposal
Happy Season finale, y'all.