Helene’s Bachelor Recap: Sean gets REAL
I refuse to read Reality Steve. If you want to see who wins check him out.
If not continue…
to the Guinness world record museum where Sean's dad set a world record driving
through all the states. And then they break one for Longest on screen kiss. But
I'm distracted by Chris Harrison's vest.
The kiss is weird, her hands all over his head and she's trying to stifle a
laugh. Sean's so red his ears are on fire.
nervous. They are precious. Except when they tongue kiss. Eye muffs.
their matching sporty bathing suits (paid for by the makers of showing too much booty™) but it turns when it's sand volleyball
time and the losing team goes home. Tierra, model and the fitness coordinator's
team loses and they of course cry. They have lost the biggest game of their
Sean that there's tension between Desiree and Amanda. Sean's over it and calls
Kacie B out, “Why are you saying something to me? They both seem fine.” He also uses the word crazy. (Everyone claps.) The glue from her fake eye
lashes keeps her from crying.
This makes my heart melt for Sean.
Sean tears up like the rest if America. Is Sean the best bachelor? Ok Ashlee, I see you. I like you.
Sean seems to be making wise decisions. Except for the open mouth tongue kisses. Keep those to your self.
Favorites are now:
Desiree (like duh.)
Lesley (girl next door/actual person)
Ashlee (she seems down to earth)
Tierra (just because I like the crazy)
Selma (because she reminds me of Salma Hayek)
Catherine (because she is a little spunky and I like spunky)