Helene’s Bachelor Recap: Dangerous Games
This week was full of dangerous games: Rock climbing, roller derby and talking about “feelings”- the scariest of them all.
To start it off Selma got the first one on one date.
They hop in a Jeep and go to the desert and she has no idea what's in store.
lbs if this?” We get it you're skinny. Shut up.
solo date. Put on your poker face on and get over it.
heat. And go rock climbing (and I'm flooded of memories of falling rock climbing
20 feet). But they do it and she's happy to see the scenery and Sean's happy to
Well those better do the trick because she won't kiss him until they are
like married. Ok, not that.But her Iraqi family background prevents her from getting a sloppy Sean kiss.
she cope with this?
talk. 10 points to AshLee.
armed Sarah can take a break. Sean decides that the
isn't working. So they free skate.
Tierra is one step ahead of the game, and tells Sean that girls will be talking to him about how Tier-rable she is. So don't listen to that, Sean. Her mind games are intriguing. Sean buys it. What a noob.
out a hideous dress and apparently isn't a hooker. And Sean Gives her an even uglier necklace.
They're date was boring. And I was too busy instagramming a
pic of what I ate for dinner.
Sean's bored too. No rose for you.
naughty note. Sparks.
They finally have a first kiss.
Tierra is still standing and looks like she is ready for more drama next week.
Hopefully Sean will soon enough see through makeup and neediness and realize she is just plain cray.
The most dangerous game of all is of course, games of the heart.
Not really, it's rock climbing. Falling 20 feet will easily break all your bones.