Despite the twerking, the looking half naked, the crotch girating and the reaction of the audience, the most memorable part of the VMA’s for me, was Miley’s tongue.
If you haven’t seen the performance do yourself a favor. Just look at the reactions of the audience and that will tell you everything you need to know. But in case you missed it:
But her tongue, that is an anomaly to me. It’s constantly hanging out of her head and it appears longer than most.
But luckily, I was able to get an exclusive interview with Miley’s Tongue. The one and only.
How did you think your performance went?
MT: I thought it was fantastic. I was a little high from whatever she was smoking before the show so, some of it’s blurry but I think I did really well.
What was your favorite part of the show?
MT: When we were grinding on Robin Thicke during “Blurred Lines” and I stuck out so far I almost hit the audience, what a rush. I also could see the reaction of everyone in the crowd. Some people weren’t happy. I love causing a scene.
Who were you channelling for your look? There’s been a lot of speculation about Madonna.
MT: No, not Madonna. Why do people say that? Just because Madonna is edgy and I’m edgy, doesn’t mean we are trying to have the same look. First and foremost, her tongue doesn’t stick out as long as mine.
Second, this is what we were going for:
The song “We Can’t Stop” has really blown up, did you have any input in the creative process?
MT: Yes, basically we’ve been using the mouth a lot more lately. We don’t care what others think. Basically “we run things, things don’t run me”, I came up with that line. I was licking some ice cream at the time and then realized it had calories and spit it out.
You’ve been photographed a lot, are you trying to steal the spotlight?
MT: I’m not trying to steal the spotlight, it just happens. Miley and I have a closer relationship than anyone else. I was the one who told her carbs are bad for you.
What do you think about the fans?
MT: The Smilers? I love them. Miley always asks that I’m prominent in 85% of the pictures.
Why do you think you’ve become so important?
MT: Bottom line: I help Miley twerk. If it weren’t for me, Miley simply wouldn’t twerk. She only twerks with her tongue out. I’m very proud of this. Girls around the world are twerking. And here’s a note to your readers: If you REALLY want to twerk, stick your tongue out. You’re welcome.
So, there you have it, straight from her mouth… err tongue.
Now it’s time to say BYE BYE BYE to Miley’s Tongue
Sorry, one last word from Miley’s Tongue:
MT: NSync knows how to twerk.