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It has come to my attention that a lot of people in this world need a helping hand. A boost, if you will. They need reassurance that their life is okay. My idea of this blog is a place you can go to draw inspiration and find something that teaches you something new or makes you smile.

Well, friends, lately I've been getting a LOT of comments from people asking for help. I can't reach out directly. Of course, they are no-reply bloggers. But I wanted to be here for them just the same. Here's an example for a “Mrs Grace Tessy from U.S.A.” She or he left this comment roughly 73 times on my blog:

“Please everyone need to read this
Some time things you don't believe can just happen.
My name is Mrs grace tessy from U.S.A am 34 years old i got married
at the age of 26 i have only one child and i was living happily .After three
year of my marriage my husband behavior became so strange and i don't
really understand what was going on, he packed out of the house to another
woman i love him so much that i never dream of losing him, i try my
possible best to make sure that my husband get back to me but all to no
avail i cry and i cry seeking for help i discussed it with my best friend
and she promise to help me of a SPIRITUAL SPELL CASTER called dr bright,he
is a very great man and a real man that can be trusted and there is nothing
concerning love issues he cannot do that is why they call him the great
doctor. I contacted his email address at (
[email protected]) And i told him everything that
happen all he told me is that i should not worry that all my problems will
be”

So, in light of her time of need, I wanted to reach out to Mrs Grace Tessy from U.S.A.:

Hey there, Grace. Can I call you Grace? Or would you prefer your formal title? Mrs Grace Tessy from U.S.A. Quick question: do you really want to get back with someone that just
peaces out? Seems like you're better off without him, after all you
raised a kid without him there- amiright?!

Second, it's pretty weird
that this doctor is still on hotmail. I mean, Gmail is the superior
service. Or maybe like, he could have his own domain? Something like:
[email protected] That has a nice ring to it. I'm just so thrilled you reached out to me 73 times on various posts telling me about the magician that is Dr. Bright. He sounds 100% legit, I hope you paid him for his services.

I'm sure you are back on your feet after your meeting with the spiritual spell caster, but since you commented so many times, I wanted to make sure. First, here are the facts. Divorce happens, like 50% of marriages end in divorce. So don't feel like you're the only one. Also, if he's acting strange it could be because SOMEONE else cast a spell on him. Ya know? Then after you cast your spell, this other chick might cast one, sounds like a spell circle if you ask me. While I'm no expert in this area, it seems like this guys a dud anyway. Maybe you need to just focus on you.

Here's another one from good ol' Luke:

“DO YOU NEED HELP TO GET PREGNANT OR GET BACK YOUR EX LOVE?
Are you in bad need of love spell to bring back your ex lover or
reunite your marriage or womb problem? Email Dr. Ken for fast solution at
([email protected]) or ([email protected]) I had a
problem with my boyfriend a year and six months ago, which lead us
apart. When he broke up with me, I was confuse and did not know what to
do to get him back, I felt so empty inside. Until i came across Dr. Ken
on the internet on how He has helped so many people solve there various
problem. i emailed Him and I told Him my problem and I did what he asked
me to do for him to help me, to briefly make the long story short,
Before I knew it, in less than a week, my boyfriend gave me a call and
he came back to me and told me he was sorry about what was going on
between the both of us, he engaged and we got married. With the help of
Dr. Ken I also gave birth to Twins. I'm so grateful to Dr. Ken and His
super natural spell casting and will not stop publishing his name on the
internet just for the good work he has done. If you need his help, you
can email him at [email protected] or
[email protected] or view through his website and Contact him
there: supersolutionhome.webs.com Call his phone number +2348074433380
and he will also help you too. I will be forever grateful to you (DR.
KEN).”

Look Luke,
I know a lot of women are dealing with infertility issues, who knew they could just hook up with Dr. Ken and the problem is solved?! I'm sure they'll be elated to know this. I've never thought of it as a “womb problem” must be the technical term.

Just wondering, generally, could you combine services? Like what if I want to get back my ex love but get pregnant first? Is this possible? Just throwing out ideas, you know what's up. I'm sure Dr. Ken is super pumped that you put his info out there.
What I'm wondering is if you can speak to dead people. Like dogs, preferably. That'd be really useful right now. I see that his spell casting is “super natural” like is everything organic? I'm about to start Whole 30 and I really cannot have dairy right now.

I just want to also say, if someone brakes up with you, casting a spell on them to get them back might backfire. Let's say you accidentally sneeze and the spell is undone, then you got this guy who's really confused and could potentially call the cops. That puts you and Dr. Ken in hot water, you know?

So to all of you that commented, thank you. Focus on yourself. Maybe get a domain name for your spell casters. And maybe get a real job so you can support yourself and stop commenting on random blogs for 10 cents an hour. You know, do you.

Side note: Are spells offered at a discount during Halloween? 2-for-1 discounts could be big business for October. You can thank me later.

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