Are You There DJ? It's Me, Helene

First, the title of this post. Just, don't worry about it.
It will explain itself.

Since I see some new lovely faces around here I though it would be nice for you to know a little bit more about me.

So here are some things you may want to know:

I married my highschool sweet heart. His name is Michael and he has NEVER read this blog. We are kind of weird in that if we never do something then we won't start doing it. Like me eating sour cream. Never had it, won't try it.

Not much can beat Blue Bell Ice Cream, in my book.
One Summer my husband and I ate about 1/2 a gallon every week. It was disturbing.

I love getting girly and dressed up. But I hate showering and shaving my legs.
Yes, I like being clean. But I hate being cold and wet. Although a hot shower is pretty nice, just not the in between being wet and dry part.

I believe in drinking and dancing and that they should happen each and every weekend. If I'm lucky, on weekdays too.

Because having fun IS productive.

If you let me choose the music it will be house music. AKA electronic dance music.
Unless I get two choices. And then it's hip hop.
Or Ke$ha.
Or Ray Charles.

And I will Karaoke Britney Spears and pretend like I'm her.