Not sure why I decided to nick name social media, but I did and I'm sticking to it.
I can't even sit on the toilet without refreshing my facebook to see that yes, Facebook friend that I fairly remember got an engagement ring for Christmas.
Or that someone took a picture of a roadside sign on Instagram.
Or that someone on Twitter is happy that they bought some Starbucks.
Or that I need to pin that recipe for the best chocolate chip cookies ever, I may never find it again.
It's Social Media Mayhem.