If the Mayans Are Right
Apparently, 6 million Americans truly believe that tomorrow is in fact the end of days.
Even some Russians are heading to the Cold War Bunker, to keep things on the safe side. Then it will be up to the Russians to rule the world (I hope I'm not alive for that.)
But what if tomorrow is the last bow?
The ultimate termination.
The final fling.
The closing sesame (that one doesn't work, but you get it).
Will she shrivel up and look like Betty White at the age of 26?
Will it have any of wild and crazy Harry's genes? What will they name it? Is it a boy or a girl so I can stop saying “it”? Sorry Jessica Simpson, no one cares about the full grown child-adult you will birth after your 18 month gestation period.
How will Honey Boo Boo turn out as an adult?
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild, side
Like it's the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep dancing 'til we die
So if this it is the end then good luck to you.
Do something crazy and get caught.
I will be in hell, that's where all my friends are, after all.