It’s hard to talk about things you’re an expert about without coming off as a little pretentious. I mean, sure, we’re all good at something. Some things we’re better at than others. It’s okay to admit that. To relish in your own accomplishments. But today is different.
I have a superiority complex about certain things. Don’t we all? So in the spirit of that, here’s what I’m an expert on:
– Correcting you on song lyrics.
Isn’t that the worst? I’m that person that will tell you that you’re wrong. My brain is 97.5% song lyrics, I can’t help it.
– Shopping at Forever 21.
I will find something there if it’s the last thing I do.
I have scheduled a post everyday at approximately 5am for the past 17 days. I’m feeling pretty good about that. Fingers crossed.
– Dancing at bars.
No seriously, this is probably the most expertise I have. Want a dance partner? I’m your girl. Here’s a super high quality photo to prove it:
– Checking my instagram feed.
Nail it, every time.
– Remembering things.
Unless I don’t remember. But if I do, then I’m 100% right about what was said/happened and we will get into an argument if you disagree. (cough Michael cough).
– Electronic Dance Music
Well, this is not really true. But I am an expert at Tomorrowland.
– Spilling on myself
Oh, am I wearing white? Looks like I’m going to spill tomato basil soup on myself today.
– That “anyways” is not a word.
It’s anyway. But I say anyways too. I just know it’s wrong. And the difference between your and you’re.
– Eating popcorn.
All day, every day. Try to out popcorn me. You can’t.
– Saving money.
Well Michael really knows how to save, and that rubs off on me.
Well apparently the folks at Splash Media think so. Next Tuesday (October 21st) at 1pm CST I’ll be co-hosting the #SplashChat on twitter! I’d love it if you’d join me so I have some friends there, and I promise it will be fun!
P.S. to join the chat, just follow along and answer the questions with the hashtag #SplashChat
– Not washing my hair.
Level intermediate on using dry shampoo.
-Ending sentences with prepositions.
Case in point: What are you an expert at?
Tomorrow’s Prompt: Share A Secret About You
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