While my career or life path isn't necessarily on the path of a politician, and I'm certainly not as informed as I'd like to be, I still think I'd make a stellar president. Would a president use the word stellar? This one would. Instead of talking about hot button issues like abortion and world peace (the obvious like legalizing gay marriage) , I'm going to discuss other things just as important. Maybe.

if I were president

Look how presidential I look. I think it's the jorts.

Here are some thing's I'd declare:

If I Were President

– Dogs would be allowed everywhere. Secretary of State Taylor approves.

– Everyone would have to get a license to have a kid.

– Dancing would be prominent everywhere and DJs would not be allowed to play crappy music.

– Music festivals would be cheaper. Music festivals for everyone!

– Justin Bieber will be deported.

– No stories about the Kardashians.

– Bloggers would get paid for their thoughts. They just would.

– I'd start a health committee on removing calories from all alcoholic and fattening foods. Especially ice cream. And french fries. 

– Free vending machines full of Diet Coke. VP Sarah would arrange this.

– Texas would be declared the best state in the US. 

– Fridays would always be half days.

– And lastly, your social media will be blocked until you respond to a text message. Rude.

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Lynsey says: Mandatory vacations and licence to get a pet. 


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