If You Interviewed in Rap Lyrics

I'm not talented at many things, but memorizing lyrics would be high up on the list. When someone's talking sometimes I want to answer them with a line for a song. In fact, I could probably spend my whole day just speaking in lyrics and losing lots of friends. Lately, I've been hearing some rap songs that have me thinking:
what if you interviewed for a job, via rap lyrics? After all, I could have been a rapper.

Interviewer: Thanks for coming out today, Helene.
Helene: Hello, Good morning. Know you been waiting for it.
Hello Good Morning (ft. T.I.) by Diddy – Dirty Money on Grooveshark

I: Do you have your resume?
H: Certified, everywhere, ain't gotta print the resume!
Fight Night [Prod. By Stack Boy Twan] by Migos on Grooveshark

I: Hmm, Okay… Well what's your job experience?
H: Bitch, I'm a BOSS
Im a Boss (remix) (feat. Meek Mill & Young Chris) by Rick Ross on Grooveshark

I: Tell Me about your work ethic?
H: Working all night, traffic on the way home. Now I'm on the road half a million for a show.

Started From The Bottom by Drake on Grooveshark
H: And to expand on your question… I go hard in Da paint.

Hard in da Paint by Waka Flocka Flame on Grooveshark

I: What are your hobbies outside of work?
H: Hop up outta bed, turn my swag on.

Turn My Swag On by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em on Grooveshark

I: How have you handled a conflict at work?
H: Gotta get that dirt off your shoulders.

Dirt Off Your Shoulders by Jay-Z on Grooveshark

I: What's are you looking for in terms of a starting salary?
H: A Milli.

A Milli by Lil Wayne on Grooveshark

I think we know what would happen if you did this: you'd get the job.