If this isn't funny to you, I'm not sure we can be friends:
Pretty sick of rabbits hogging all the cool relationships with magicians.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) October 3, 2013
#TDSBreakingNews US only added 169,000 jobs in August. And 2/3 involved demonstrating, reporting on or videotaping “twerking.”
— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) September 8, 2013
But really, when does fantasy football stop? Never?
Doing great in my Fantasy Football league, in which I fantasize that football is actually a delicious 3-foot hoagie.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) September 18, 2013
And finally, can't get away without the whole “government” problem:
Really excited for the season finale of the government tonight.
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) September 30, 2013
HAS ANYONE JUST TRIED TURNING THE GOVERNMENT OFF THEN BACK ON AGAIN?
— christophr (@christophr) October 1, 2013
I'd be even more outraged about the government shutdown if I understood anything about it
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) October 1, 2013