RipI just killed the club
— Helene (@heleneinbetween) April 13, 2013
2. The club drank so much it passed out.
3. The club was sick and already on it's last leg.
4. There was lightbulb that was broken and the club caught on fire. It never recovered.
5. The club never paid it's taxes on time and the IRS shut it down.
6. The club tried to #backthatazzup and ending up falling off a ledge.
7. The club is acting like it's better than everyone else and now no one is the club's friend anymore.
8. The club had a rare form of club-itis and passed away at 10:52 A.M.
9. The club was in a volatile relationship that ended in tragedy.
10. The club is your mom.
11. The club is crushed by the haters.
but the real reason….
12. I danced so hard at the club, I danced it to death.
I know this because I have remnants of the club in my purse.
Have YOU ever killed the club?
If this is not the weirdest post ever I don't know what is.
And the winner from yesterday's post for the best Google Keyword Search is….
KAITLYN from Put a Bow on It.
It was so hard but her's were just amazing. First of all the title of her post was “Feel better soon whore.” This is just hilarious. She also had wacky things like “Coach purse making me nauseous” “a woman is never too old to wear bows” and my personal favorite “www.puta.jped photo sex.com” because that's just plain awesome.
Some honorable mentions:
Max's boob blog
Hang on Honey's Man Child
Classy with a kick's love over 40
Blonde Southern Lovin's Creepy Searches
Mason…like the Jar's Duck Selfies
And for your viewing pleasure: