Beyonce is my Sasha Fierce
But really, here's why:
The list goes on.
It's always a jam.
Everything is a classic. And I am already dancing. Which brings me to my next point…
I used to teach middle schoolers dance. And every single year we had a dance to a Beyonce song. And yes some of the choreography from her too.
She is a smart woman (even the president of the United States agrees) and
To those that doubt her since she lip-synced the National Anthem the other day I give you this, courtesy of Gwen Paltrow's BFF Staci:
She is flawless. Even after have a baby (although Blue Ivy wouldn't be my first choice on a name), she still looks super hot. All. The. Time.
Ok, I'm also excited about the Super Bowl commercials. Other than that I won't even pretend to be watching the game. I'll be perfecting my moves and eating chips and queso.
Who is your alter ego?