How To Have Fun at a Ke$ha Concert
Here's a classic:
drinking wine out on the cement,
outside of 7-11
fell in love on accident
now it doesn't matter
You will need to really stretch it out because you are about to throw some ‘bows. Your hands will be in the air. You will be sweating. You will be dancing. Hard. Hard, hard hard, har- har-hard. Just like the world is ours. We’re tearin’ it apart. You know we’re superstars.
Sorry, I can't help it. But it is true. You will be dancing and sweating. See:
4. We R Who We R after all.
You are already at a Ke$ha concert with under-aged drunk teenagers, you might as well live it up.
So throw some glitter, make it rain. The place about to blow. The party don't start til you walk in.
So brush your teeth with some Jack and I'll see you there, P. Diddy.